SHED HUUUNNNTTT!
Here’s how much of a hoity toity sissy ninny namby pamby soy boy snowflake sucky baby city boy I am.
Until this project, I had no idea what a shed hunt was.
It’s true! At first I thought everyone was saying, “shed hut,” and I was like, “Shed hut? What is this, some kind of a tannery type of deal? Is this some kind of a pelt shack? Is this some kind of a hide hooch?” And then they said, “No no, shed hunt! Hunt!” - and I shook my head up and down knowingly so as to say, “Ahhh, yes, of course.” (I still didn’t know what it was.)
It turns out that a shed hunt is when you hunt for shed deer antlers during antler shedding…I dunno, season?! To be honest with you, I’m still not entirely sure what a shed hunt is. Frankly, I’m beginning to wonder if deer are even real. They can do amazing things with AI these days. Trust nothing.
Nah just kidding just kidding just kidding, what are you stupid?
Of course deer and real! And I should know! Because I filmed their creepy little skull sheds! So quit pelting up on your hooch shack, wipe that deer gravy off your chin and cool it with the baseless consp-deer-acy theories, because it’s time to head out with our shed out and hit the road for everyone’s favorite child-friendly skeleton hunting game! SHED HUNNNNNTTT!
